im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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