thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
So gin and wine won't be happening again
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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