I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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