Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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