The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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