What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Randomize