i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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