there's paper in my vomit.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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