we're blogging at a bar
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You took a bar mat shot.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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