you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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