Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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