I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I will be naked everywhere
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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