it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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