Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
and she was petting her beer can
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
