I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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