my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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