Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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