she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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