1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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