who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I think my moral compass just broke
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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