Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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