Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I want a musical about memes.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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