we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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