Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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