Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize