whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I want her autograph on my taint
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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