this just has baby written all over it
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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