Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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