? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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