yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I seem to have left my pride at pride
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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