How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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