shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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