I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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