There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
