Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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