yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Randomize
