You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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