You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Just pee around me
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I think people are normalizing furries
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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