This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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