OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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