My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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