hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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