i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
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yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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