You're so nebulous sometimes
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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