I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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