We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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