:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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