So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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