you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Of course I have a pirate flag
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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