I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
you never un-have a 4some
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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