I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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