it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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