after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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