white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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