I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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