Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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